If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.